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Cuddly Felines or Outer Space Aliens?
We all
enjoy the comfort and time bonding with our loveable feline companions.
But are things really as they seem? Who really is the more intelligent
creature? Who really makes the rules. Read the facts and draw your
own conclusions in this explosive expose into the secret world of
Extraterrestrial Felines.
You're watching television when suddenly, your cat appears in the
room behind you. Is it simply because of your cat's quiet paws, or
more likely, teleportation?
FACT: Compared to humans, cats have much keener hearing, sense of
smell and a genetically advanced eye design. You simply can't deny it.
Humans have determined that cats create approximately 48 differnt
unique sounds. However, as advanced as we supposedly are, humans really
don't even know what most of their feline sounds mean. Cats on the
other hand, clearly understand words we speak. Who's the dummy now?
The picture is getting a bit bleak for us humans now, isn't it.
Humans wait on cats day and night, feeding them, massaging them and
even cleaning up their poop. Who is the superior being, really.
Finally, the most credible, irrifutable evidence of all. We all know
that there are literally hundreds of independent descriptions of extra-terrestrials
and yet most of them are alarmingly similar. The descriptions are
given by very credible witnesses who claim they have been abducted,
or had a close encounter of some kind. For exhibet A, I give you the
smoking gun, the proof in the pudding, the kitten in the kaboodle!
The facts have been presented. You be the judge. Don't be surprised if your cat is watching you right now.
